A Headless werewolf unearths a boat in space on a motorway

A Headless werewolf unearths a boat in space on a motorway

By Eric Rodarte

Based on a like from 3CH

Midnight. Blue, Cold, Moon light shining through the tress of the forest.  A werewolf finds himself running through these trees as fast as he can. He’s not chasing anyone, “it” is being chased. He knows who’s after him. Everyone knows this monster. He’s a human, disgustingly good at hunting and his reasons are just as disgusting too; for sport. This monster, or man, has gained is famous for hunting down every pieces out there in this galaxy and keeping their head as a trophy. His Name is , X-Skull.

The wolf ran and ran. He ran hoping the sun would explode any second now. Or that a meteor would come crashing down on him from space. Anything, anything but being killed buy Skull-X and have your body be ditched by your head. It was a truly embarrassing way to die. The werewolf heard a train coming and followed it. His options were to reached the other side of the tracks and hope he’d loose X-Skull, or to just get hit by the train. Either option was good for him. He got to the edge of the forest and saw the train coming. He ran across the open field. He reached the tracks with no sign of X-Skull. And just as he was about to cross the tracks when X-Skull Shot a paralysis dart that landed on his back causing him to fall on the tracks. It was fine. He knew he wasn’t going to live anyway. No one survives an encounter with X-Skull. At least he wasn’t going to take his head. He closed his eyes and waited for the impact of the train. Suddenly X-Skull popped out again, grabbed the werewolf’s head, and pulled him a little until his neck was on the tracks. The werewolf was shocked and angry of what just happened. He screamed as loud as he could in anger and the train ran over his body and neck. X-Skull proudly raised the head to the air claiming victory.

The victory was shortly lasted as the head reverted back to Human. But there was nothing anyone can do. Back at his ship he placed he head in his head collection room. There was still room for more. He knew exactly what he wanted to hunt next, a wizard. He took his space ship to an enchanted mountain were there said to live the greatest wizard of all time.

X-Skull approached the all powerful being. He was meditating on a giant rock.

“I’m here for your head” Shouted X-Skull at the old wizard.

“Is that so?” The wizard replied.

“How dare you make me repeat myself!” X-Skull shouted angrily as he ran towards the wizard. The wizard then unleashed his powers and sent X-Skull flying back a few feet.

“You arrogant fool! Kill people for no good reason” Said the wizard in a deep thunderous voice. “The universe does not need someone like you. For this, cast a spell on you, transforming you into a werewolf, and send your head flying across the galaxy. To get your normal body back, you will have to venture into space and find your head.” And the wizard disappeared.

X-Skull would have shouted in frustration but had no mouth to do so. He did notice he acquired a 6^th sense though. He could still somehow see. His vision was similar to that of an infrared look, or how animals see with just their nose. It must have been a werewolf thing or something but he wasn’t complaining, he was going to need it in order to find his head. His new senses were eno His new senses were enough for him to “live”, but it wasn’t the way he wanted to live. He readied his ship and took off to space.

While he was leaving the planet’s atmosphere he noticed a group of small fighter ships were following him. Looking closely at the logo he realized they were an amateur hunting group. They must have spotted him back when he was walking back to his ship. They obviously didn’t know who they were dealing with but X-Skull wasn’t sure how easily he could take them on with his current situation. When they started firing at his ship though, he had to do something. Quickly.

He set the coordinates for the ship to land on a nearby meteor that was half the size of earth’s moon and headed for an opening hatch on top of the ship. He set the ship in auto pilot to distract the gang from what he was about to do. And what he did, they never saw coming. X-Skull ran on top of his ship and landed on one of the fighters. He was way too small compared to the ship no one noticed him jumping. Thuto pilot to distract the gang from what he was about to do. And what he did, they never saw coming. X-Skull ran on top of his ship and landed on one of the fighters. He was way too small compared to the ship no one noticed him jumping. The pilot of the ship he landed on didn’t know what hit him until it was too late. X-skull smashed through the windshield and ripped the pilot’s throat. Then on to the next guy. He noticed his 6th sense gave him killing strike and increased accuracy than ever before. Plus the werewolf muscles were stronger than that of any human. He jumped, landed, killed.  One by one he did this until all seven pilots were dead. He ripped out one of the pilots from his seat and used the small aircraft to go to the meteor where he sent his ship.

Upon landing on the terrain he noticed his ship was attacked and shot down. Then something began shooting at him. He jumped off the ship before it crashed landed and exploded. Suddenly the ground the ground started shaking and a giant robot emerged shooting at X-Skull with everything it had. X-Skull attacked the legs first trying to break parts. When he was unsuccessful he climb on him and tore off the robots weapons although keeping the last two that he tore to use against it. He took cover in the big sharp rocks sticking out the ground and blasted when he could. There must have been something special on this giant floating rock otherwise why would it be so heavily guarded he thought to himself. He ran from rock to rock trying to keep its distance from the robot. When ammo ran out he would run to one of the guns he tore off it and tossed to the ground. By the X-Skull ran out of weapons to use the robot was pretty worn out. He was now going to attempt to fight in one on one.  X-Skull revealed himself from a rock he was hiding. When the robot saw him they ran to each other as fast as they could. X-Skull jumped, and punched right through its chest.

The robots limbs began falling off one by one. First his arms dropped to the floor. Then his chest.  And then his legs collapsed. X-Skull felt like he was finally able to catch his breath. Then the worst thing happened. The robots limbs began opening like if they were shell.  And out of those metal cover, human sized robots emerged. And like instinct, they began shooting. With his wolf body x-Skull was able to run fast and outrun the shots. He ran in between them so they could accidently shoot themselves.  The robots quickly got smart and took out their jetpacks from their backs. Hovering over X-Skull they had the advantage. X-Skull was able to jump high enough to reach one of them by their foot and bring it down. Decapitating it he launched the head to one of them breaking it. He then ripped off the arms of the decapitated robot and threw them at the other 2 like spears. Before the robots could do anything stupid like coming back to life, X-Skull gathered them up, broke them, and combined their parts to form a motorcycle.

During the battle he noticed there were lights flickering off in the distance. He used the hovering motorcycle to check them out. When he got there he found a road. He got on it and spead off to see there it took him. It was a motorway now.

When he arrived at the end of the road on the other side of the Meteor, there was a castle. Suddenly something kicked in X-Skull. He could sense his head was behind those walls. He parked the motorcycle and headed to the gate consisting of metal bars like a jail cell. The closer he got to the entrance the angrier he got as he got desperate to obtain his head. The bent the metal bars apart like they were tin foil so he could get through. The castle was dark, cold, deserted. Every little footstep echoed. He could see a light at the end of the hall, he ran to it as fast as he could. When he reached the end he saw his head being sustained in the air with this machine.

Four vampires glided down from the sealing covering his view of his head. Strange thing about these vampires, they didn’t have heads themselves. This looked like the kind the he did. But there was only one person he knew that could remove someone’s head and still keep them alive. The wizard.

Just thinking about him made X-Skull more furious. Once he engaged battle he practically ran over them tearing them limb from limb. He imagined, heck, he almost wished the wizard was one of these vampires because he was ripping them viciously.

X-Skull stood in the pile of blood as the wizard magically appeared.

“I was expecting you.” Said the wizard.

“I was hoping you’d be here” replied X-Skull.

“I want my head back”

“Do you?” Said the wizard. Look what you’ve accomplished without it. You seem to have gotten better at your…killing. Here’s the deal, you get back your head, and everything will go back to normal when you put it back. Or, you keep your new powers, but I… get to keep your head.

X-Skull stood there for moment thinking about it. Eventually he walked up to his head, and took it. As he turned around and walked away from the machine the wizard said:

“So that’s what it’s going to be.”

Then X-Skull stopped. He turned to face the wizard and walked towards him, then he handed over his head.

“I see. Final offer?”

X-Skull took a step back.

“Very well”. The wizard took the head back to the machine to keep it levitated as a trophy.

X-Skull to this opportunity now that the wizard was distracted and focused on something. As soon the wizard turned his back on X-Skull, X-Skull grabbed the wizard’s head, and ripped it out of his body, bones included. Where the body landed a ground began to suck it in as if the meteor was turning inside out. There was no time to grab his wolf head, he had run out of the castle as fast as he can to avoid getting buried alive and suffocating down there. Ha ran out for about half a mile until the meteor stopped eating it’s self. Now it was time to go back and dig up his head. To make things worse, a giant trash ship from earth hovered right over the scene and dumped a huge pile of dirt from earth. Just more dirt he had to dig out of the way to reach his head.

It’s uncertain how many days he must have been on that rock digging. He was getting close to removing all of earths dirt from his way when he ran into what looked like a strip of paper like the ones in fortune cookies. When the pulled it, a bunch of dirt slid to the side to reveal he was standing on top of a boat. The paper said “Congratulations. You’ve unearth a boat in space”. But X-Skull didn’t care for the boat. Eventually he found his head and headed back to his ship to place his wizards head on his display stand. And next to it, he placed his own head.